a tale as old as time…
a server and a bartender…a few long nights of shift drinks…the inevitable passionate union occurs…they start a podcast!!
we forged our friendship within the universe of this podcast, discussing work, and life, history, politics, and our many foibles. sure we worked part time in a restaurant, but in too many ways, that work defined our lives. then of course, COVID happened and now we are more tenuously employed and even more tenuously gripping reality. unemployed even! join us on our journey.
listen to us on apple podcasts, spotify, and read one thing about us in munchies!
**IMPORTANT QUOTES**
“I will kill one butterball call line operator on the hour until I see Bruce Willis’ hot ass”
-Lillian DeVane
“loyal listeners won’t be surprised to hear that I mouthed off and fucked myself”-Kelly Sullivan
life’s little bios to help with any potential NY times/vanity fair/vogue profiles
Kelly Sullivan:
29 y/o virgo, sag rising from chicago. both her parents are left handed and she has been jealous of that her whole life. she enjoys service and baking, and while possessing certain gifts for both, they both inevitably end in grief and ruination.
Lillian DeVane:
former failed stand-up comedian, floridian, fully medicated. loves dive bars, true eccentrics, disgusting tiny little shops, and the possibility of ghosts.